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superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship

(Source: superboys)

4 hours ago • 9,957 notes

Chris Evans + text posts

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4 hours ago • 7,502 notes

hawxkeye:

*kills a guy* Metaphor.  

9 hours ago • 3,760 notes

Chris Evans Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

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9 hours ago • 17,016 notes

whatiwantisfantasy:

These are so accurate!

10 hours ago • 4,713 notes

burningonyx:

carnivaldog:

homemadehorrors:

excessunrated:

SUCH A BABY.

…perfect bby.

OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN
Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically proven that their closest relatives are NOT pigs as was once believed, but whales! Hippos even make whistles and clicks underwater to communicate as well as help them “see” in murky waters. 
They also have some incredibly thick skin that is extremely difficult to cut, and when they do get injured their skin secretes a special fluid that acts like a natural antibiotic ointment that prevents infections and speeds up the healing process. And this fluid turns blood red when it meets the air, so it looks pretty badass, too.
Also, the bones in their limbs are SOLID. There is no marrow, no hollow space, they are 100% BONE, MOTHERFUCKER. It helps weigh them down in the water so they can more easily submerge, and it helps support their weight on land. These bones can withstand the impact of a running hippo, and they aren’t slow, either!
Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths annually than crocodiles or other predators like lions and so on. Because they don’t take no shit, bro. 
HIPPOS ARE REALLY FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS.

Adult hippos will rip you apart given half a chance. Herbivore =//= peaceful.

captcevans:

Chris Evans + Matching Emoji Expressions

18 hours ago • 13,272 notes

socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

18 hours ago • 116,548 notes

allofthefeelings:

kamidoodles:

piratelass:

toughpigs:

Kermit and the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

teacupsandcapes

thank you vince mcmahon this was precious

Your human faves could NEVER.

1 day ago • 5,214 notes

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun)

1 day ago • 253,482 notes

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

1 day ago • 93,495 notes
http://fortheloveoftrenchcoats.tumblr.com/post/94404670662/hunterofwesteros-avengersuniverse-ever-want ↘

hunterofwesteros:

avengersuniverse:

Ever want to binge watch the Marvel Cinematic Universe but want to do it in chronological order? Here you go:

Captain America: The First Avenger
Agent Carter - Marvel One-Shot
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
The Consultant - Marvel…

(Source: avengersuniverse.com)

1 day ago • 15,736 notes

longrod-thundercock:

Getting sad over history™

1 day ago • 788 notes
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
1 day ago • 408,103 notes

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1 day ago • 11,363 notes